Writing My First Adult Film Script (NSFW)

Writing My First Adult Film Script (NSFW)

I was looking around craigslist trying to find a “gig” that I could make some “fast cash” on since I want to be a “rapper” and need “money” for “music videos” and I stumbled upon an add for an adult film plot writer.

so of everybody this is bill if you follow the World Peace podcast or my Instagram or whatever I haven't posted in a while I've been in Los Angeles doing this film program it all turned out pretty well I'm about to go back to Baltimore in a few days so I answered this Craigslist ad oh fuck okay well the posting is expired but I can just tell you it was an ad saying okay so small adult company is seeking a writer for a short erotic story or script and I responded hello I am an English assistant in my university UMBC and have moved to Los Angeles for the summer I'm an expert at writing and I've kept my erotic pursuits personal until now I would love to help and write and contribute dutifully thank you I mean so I thought that was a pretty well-formed email I guess that's why they responded so I'll read what they responded hello I run a small adult company we're looking for I don't know why this is in parentheses we're looking for erotic stories we give you a breakdown of what we want mom gets seduced by her son's best friend professor seduces student cougar seduces younger man etc I'm looking for writers that can provide stories with hot intros that lead up into the sex well I'm finding out why this guy needed a writer the stories need to have a beginning and an ending well okay this is that's the strangest the stories need to have oh okay so what they mean by beginning and ending is a before-and-after cumshot I didn't think they did both I thought there was just an after cum shot all the stories should take place in one location unless asked for more okay this is such a strain that I'm reading this out loud this is just such a strange email I want expect stories with multiple locations or overly complicated setups I don't know they should be simple hot sexy and to the point after you submit a story and we like it we need a signed release from you that we send you saying that we brought this we bought the story from you and can do as we please with it there's no writing credit well that's a fucking bummer if there's honestly if there's anything I'd do this for free if I got like adult film writing credit we dub we pay you through PayPal once we get into a rhythm it usually works works out well I want to know about the times it didn't work out well they don't have to be in script format well can they be that'd be cool we pay $15 I mean script format would be ridiculous because that's such a complicated format well I they probably don't mean the actual anyways we pay $15 per story if accepted so that means I could write this and I just wouldn't pay me and they'd be like hey sorry you're we're not feeling your vision it's not a lot but if you write good stories and have a fast turnaround time I'll keep you very busy I I don't believe that because I mean when I think of very busy for something like this I think of like five stories a week and are you telling me they're making fives like separate videos with separate storylines a week I think feasibly if they even it's I mean he said small in parentheses so I don't know what this could be I mean I'm very interested to see how this turns out once I send this in can you please send us a small sample of your work guy hooks up with his best friend's mom I can do that either could be the aggressor that is a hilarious choice of words location house don't know what the fuck – oh okay means location semicolon house guy girl over 80 I'm gonna write this about twelve-year-olds just kidding just a paragraph or two please please stick to the subject we're looking for people who can write good sexy stories with fast turnarounds with a fast turn right I wonder if this guy speaks English as a first language because I mean I'm not hating on not speaking English as a first language this is just written so strangely I guarantee you this dude is strange his name Sami anybody's who still goes by Sami when they're old I mean I don't even know how old he is I guess he could be my edge please stick to the subject okay so we got a stick to this guy hooking up with his best friend's mom inside of a house and this dude is over fucking 18 all right okay we're looking with a fast oh my god what if I what if I'm not filming okay thank God I am mmm God I would have fucking pissed me off what I'm gonna do now is write this story I'm gonna put the email next to it I'm gonna title this best friend hot sex mom okay that sounds like a good title so let's begin this needs a good intro Cody Brock heart Cody Brock heart it's Cody Brock heart sits alone in the house sits alone in his friend's house playing video games I'm going to change this to struck No well the whole I want this to I want to actually possibly get this job so I was gonna do stock smack pump I'll do Tony because my my poor names explosion Tony Chris is upstairs sleeping in since the two of them had a crazy night out at the bars in Chris's mom would be furious to find out they were using fake IDs to drink okay so sorry I haven't provided a reason for this so I'm providing an intro for who Tony is and why he would be alone in the house with guys mom I know I want to provide some drama cuz usually in these things they're sort of like the mom is like kind of mad about something and then Tony a handsome college freshman is sitting alone his friend Chris as I was playing video games Chris is upstairs sleeping in since the two of them had a crazy night out at the bar so I look what the boys are a teen cuz mom be furious to find out they were using fake ID used to drink although Tony and Chris believe his mom to be gone for the weekend Tony hears a knock at the door and gets up from his couch to see who it is upon walking to the door Tony sees Chris's mom standing there with a smile on her face so she's not mad yet she's just blah blah blah Tony opens the door and Chris's mom comes in with you know should I just make this ridiculous Tony opens the door and Chris's mom walks in wearing nothing wearing a trench coat a loosely buttoned trench coat her huge tits pop out of the top almost exposing their nipples she apologizes for her seemingly skimpy outfit explaining she lost her her the rest of her clothes in her luggage bag that's he airport I don't know if I'm supposed to include dialog he hadn't noticed that she was only wearing the trench coat and that her body underneath was naked since he wouldn't even think to look at her like that to look at her okay now I'm gonna start doing some Dial I've listened actually so he said he wanted a paragraph or two so I'm just gonna keep it a paragraph or two Chris's mom I'm gonna name her I'm gonna call her Linda instead of responding as possibly Chris's mother seems disappointed that Chris or that Tony hadn't noticed her eye catching figure she adopts a stern tone and asks why Chris wasn't downstairs is Chris hung over tell me the truth he's he's just tired because we stayed up late watching a movie I don't need as much sleep as him Linda looks at Tony with disbelief threatens to what would she be threatening to do and threatens to confiscate both of their IDs as she marches towards the stairs to confront her son Tony runs in front of her to stop her and in doing so trips on the end of her trench coat ripping it off of her naked body Linda screams I'll do Linda screams and accuses Tony of being a perverted youth a perverted youth Tony tries to explain it was just hey Johnny just explained it was just an accident but Linda she is too embarrassed to ever look at Tony the same again unless he lets her get payback what do you mean oh god this is so long I'm gonna have to cut some of those Linda reaches out with the precision of a what are those sticks that you can use to grab shit high up Linda reaches out with the precision of a chameleon catching it's prey and grips the outside of Tony's penis or as Linda proceeds to take scissors from the kitchen and cut off a button to his pants that he that she is struggling to undo what are you doing these pants are expensive and you are my best friend's mom this is too much stop it stop it right now Linda pulls back for a second with a sly grin and explains that if Tony doesn't do as she says she will have to take their i d–'s their fake IDs Tony sighs as she returns back and begins giving him the best blowjob of his life just as he is about to come she gets on her knees skip the fucking foreplay and RAM your dick in in me like my husband used to do Tony is still slightly confused and what is wait you're telling me you don't have sex with your husband but he is so handsome I'm throwing a curveball here I think this is uh this is opening the the avenue for Tony to be bisexual if he wants to be I'm gonna put in parentheses opens bisexual angle if Kris comes down to participate she responds that they haven't had sex in years and was waiting to get destroyed by a cock I'm one of Chris's friends Tony empathizes with Linda and tells her his parents are going through a divorce Linda interrupts him and yells I don't care just fuck me I don't care just fuck me I want Chris to hear I want Chris to hear Tony fucks her doggy style well while she could she cries while she cries about her failed marriage but her tears dry up your tears dry up when he flips flips her over missionary and makes her orgasm as she's screaming and pleasure Tony pulls out and finishes on her face just as Chris walks in the room Chris looks at Tony and says hey man I guess I can't blame you everyone always told me my mom was a MILF and the scene okay guys um so I'm gonna send this story and an email perhaps shorten it a tiny bit and I'll do an update video on whether it gets accepted thanks for doing this with me and oh by the way just an announcement I think I'm gonna be doing a podcast with Nick when I get back from Maryland probably called out the wild build crew podcast and then look out for some more rap stuff I'm gonna try to put an album out and in the spring so he's

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